leopard-onthe-run:

Amen! Yeah I know this was intended to be a comedic skit, but you can tell Tina means it, and it’s true; why are men allowed to be ambitious, driven, and determined, and we praise them as being leaders, but when women do the same we’re called aggressive bitches? Bitches get stuff done.

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bronanthegnarbarian: jaideputa: G shit.

bronanthegnarbarian:

jaideputa:

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G shit.

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c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

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  • JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  • INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  • INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”

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jinn0uchi:

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purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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heytinafey: CRAZY IN LOVE TURNED 10 YEARS OLD TODAY

heytinafey:

CRAZY IN LOVE TURNED 10 YEARS OLD TODAY

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jtotheizzoe: Meet Mr. Camouflage, one of the special stars of sea life in the Lembeh Strait. I literally said “Whaaaaaaaat the f…” when I saw that amazing color change. Isn’t evolution grand? Check out more from the Sea’s Strangest Square Mile in this post. Here’s a feature from Science Friday on octopus and cuttlefish camo skills.

jtotheizzoe:

Meet Mr. Camouflage, one of the special stars of sea life in the Lembeh Strait. I literally said “Whaaaaaaaat the f…” when I saw that amazing color change.

Isn’t evolution grand?

Check out more from the Sea’s Strangest Square Mile in this post.

Here’s a feature from Science Friday on octopus and cuttlefish camo skills.

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