“She had a brainy girl’s discomfort about her own beauty and its effects on folks.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…
this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.
I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE
These are the scrambled eggs that seriously changed how I viewed eggs forever.
scrambled eggs are like my one nemesis when it comes to cooking and i really hate having to ask people to make them for me. ergo: I AM DOING THIS TOMORROW MORNING AND I AM DOING IT RIGHT.
OH NO, HE’S ADORABLE WHEN HE’S NOT YELLING
I have literally never used chives to make any of my breakfast food “a little more sexy” but god DAMN I am doing this sometime soon
Julianne Moore as “Famous Works of Art” by Peter Linderbergh - for Harper’s Bazaar
Seated Woman With Bent Knee by Egon Schiele, La Grande Odalisque by Ingres, Saint Praxidis by Vermeer, The Cripple by John Currin, Les danseuses by Edgar Degas, Madame X by John Singer, Girl with a Pearl Earring by Vermeer, Woman With a Fan by Modigliani, Man Crazy Nurse #3 by Richard Prince, Adele Bloch Bauer I by Gustav Klimt.