slaughterhouse90210:

“She had a brainy girl’s discomfort about her own beauty and its effects on folks.”― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

slaughterhouse90210:

“She had a brainy girl’s discomfort about her own beauty and its effects on folks.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bijouisawesome:

siriusdanger:

weaponizedwit:

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YOU’VE WON THE ENTIRE INTERNET!

DANCE! THOR DANCE!

CHECK OUT HIS SWEET ASGARDIAN DANCE MOVES

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rippedfuel:

sydneyypaigee:

uoa:

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and…

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chanceuse-et-heureuse:

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rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…

this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.

I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE

These are the scrambled eggs that seriously changed how I viewed eggs forever.

Gordon, ILU.

scrambled eggs are like my one nemesis when it comes to cooking and i really hate having to ask people to make them for me. ergo: I AM DOING THIS TOMORROW MORNING AND I AM DOING IT RIGHT.

OH NO, HE’S ADORABLE WHEN HE’S NOT YELLING

I have literally never used chives to make any of my breakfast food “a little more sexy” but god DAMN I am doing this sometime soon 

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gradientlair:

The tweet below deeply irritated me…

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It genuinely disgusted me that a White woman would fix her fingers to send Solange (or any Black woman for that matter, but yes I am a Solange stan) such a disrespectful tweet.

This is not a tweet where Solange’s control over her own body is not in…

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marthajefferson:

Julianne Moore as “Famous Works of Art” by Peter Linderbergh - for Harper’s Bazaar

Seated Woman With Bent Knee by Egon Schiele, La Grande Odalisque by Ingres, Saint Praxidis by Vermeer, The Cripple by John Currin, Les danseuses by Edgar Degas, Madame X by John Singer, Girl with a Pearl Earring by Vermeer, Woman With a Fan by Modigliani, Man Crazy Nurse #3 by Richard Prince, Adele Bloch Bauer I by Gustav Klimt.

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“Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours.” - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

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