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leopard-onthe-run: Amen! Yeah I know this was intended to be a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:27:50 -0400

Amen! Yeah I know this was intended to be a comedic skit, but you can tell Tina means it, and it’s true; why are men allowed to be ambitious, driven, and determined, and we praise them as being leaders, but when women do the same we’re called aggressive bitches? Bitches get stuff done.

bronanthegnarbarian: jaideputa: G shit.

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:23:08 -0400

bronanthegnarbarian:

jaideputa:

G shit.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:22:01 -0400

c4rcinogencrush: if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:21:48 -0400

c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:21:24 -0400

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:17:52 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:17:34 -0400

jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:17:13 -0400

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

heytinafey: CRAZY IN LOVE TURNED 10 YEARS OLD TODAY

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:15:22 -0400

heytinafey:

CRAZY IN LOVE TURNED 10 YEARS OLD TODAY

jtotheizzoe: Meet Mr. Camouflage, one of the special stars of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:14:52 -0400

jtotheizzoe:

Meet Mr. Camouflage, one of the special stars of sea life in the Lembeh Strait. I literally said “Whaaaaaaaat the f…” when I saw that amazing color change.

Isn’t evolution grand?

Check out more from the Sea’s Strangest Square Mile in this post.

Here’s a feature from Science Friday on octopus and cuttlefish camo skills.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:12:48 -0400

zeldalise: oh my god I just realized something okay so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:10:08 -0400

zeldalise:

oh my god I just realized something okay

so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents

I am actually giving you my two cents in every post

alecbaned: Movies I Could Watch a Thousand Times and Not Grow...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:10:13 -0400

alecbaned:

Movies I Could Watch a Thousand Times and Not Grow Tired of - 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.“

bookshelfporn: A Library Slide We love this wooden slide that...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:07:36 -0400

bookshelfporn:

A Library Slide

We love this wooden slide that is slotted into a combined staircase and bookshelf of a house in Chungcheongbuk-do, South Korea,

Designed by Moon Hoon.

Submitted by Bookshelf Porn reader Jesse Richardson via Colossal.

bookshelfporn: A Library Slide We love this wooden slide that...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:07:19 -0400

bookshelfporn:

A Library Slide

We love this wooden slide that is slotted into a combined staircase and bookshelf of a house in Chungcheongbuk-do, South Korea,

Designed by Moon Hoon.

Submitted by Bookshelf Porn reader Jesse Richardson via Colossal.

shop-lioness: I ain’t got no hurr. I cut my hair, not for style...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:06:50 -0400

shop-lioness:

I ain’t got no hurr.

I cut my hair, not for style but for it’s own health. I’ll be ordering a new summer wig and hopefully that helps it grow!

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE ;)

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:04:27 -0400

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

;)

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Sun, 05 May 2013 16:36:42 -0400

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Sun, 05 May 2013 16:35:51 -0400

wordpainting: Window in the way? Just work around it.

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:35:01 -0400

wordpainting:

Window in the way? Just work around it.